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Thursday, November 7th, 2019

Time:6:40 pm.
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Wednesday, November 18th, 2015

Subject:The USA is Helping ISIL. We need to cut that out.
Time:11:19 am.
Mood: disappointed.
ISIL is Weak

Waleed talks about how we can stop ISIL #TheProjectTVWritten by Waleed and Tom Whitty (@twhittyer)

Posted by The Project on Monday, November 16, 2015

Waleed is exactly right. Hate does nothing but fuel the division between Muslims and non-Muslims and radicalizes both sides. Or in the immortal words of Yoda: “Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”

Also still super disappointed with US state govs who think they have the authority to override fed law. You don't, and you're just wearing your bigotry on your sleeves.
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Thursday, November 12th, 2015

Subject:Quote of the Day
Time:1:13 pm.
"I'd take being a SJW as a badge of honor, even if I don't always agree with other SJW. Sort of like the Justice League; there's always the lurking possibility that Superman and Batman might have a smack down." -Paul Schilling
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Monday, April 15th, 2013

Time:3:46 pm.
"... in the US we're like bickering siblings. We'll call eachother names, fight and argue in ways that make strangers worry, but when someone from outside attacks one of us, gawd help them." - Bryan Allen
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Wednesday, March 7th, 2012

Subject:PSA (Pissedoff Status Announcement)
Time:1:41 pm.
Mood: Pissed The Hell Off.
One of my Yahoo accounts has been spoofed. If you got spam, I am sorry. Just add that e-mail to your blocked list and change my contact info to the same username at gmail dot com. If any of you know how to make this stop, feel free to let me know. I may simply delete and remake those accounts, if that's even possible. Since they are no longer useful tools of communication, please don't use them.
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Wednesday, January 25th, 2012

Subject:The message from one Very Annoyed Statistic to VSB.
Time:12:27 pm.
Mood: annoyed.

I think this should be posted EVERYWHERE.
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Friday, December 11th, 2009

Subject:I love bears so I wouldn't do this, but I was curious...
Time:2:16 pm.
Mood: amused.
How long could you survive after punching a bear in the balls?

Created by Oatmeal

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Monday, December 7th, 2009

Time:11:07 pm.

visited 25 states (50%)
Create your own visited map of The United States
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Time:6:26 pm.
Mood: pleased.
     Ah, and the rains come. They even bring snow!
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Monday, May 11th, 2009

Time:11:51 pm.
Mood: giggly.
     Steven Colbert IS my new hero for eating cat food on national TV while not under duress for reasons too numerous to mention now.
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Friday, April 17th, 2009

Time:4:27 pm.
Mood: amused.
     So I was looking for good images of the moon at different phases and I stumbled across this: http://www.moonconnection.com/moon_phases_calendar.phtml. This was an OMGSQUEE moment for me and I proceeded to look up the phase of the moon for various dates for about three hours. Well, not a full three because I had lunch, but you get the idea.
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Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

Subject:I guess I've settled in...
Time:12:29 am.
     After a tiring weekend, I spent most of Monday asleep. Never felt a thing, though most of my neighbors didn't feel anything either.
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Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

Time:10:45 pm.
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Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

Subject:St. Patrick's Day
Time:5:32 pm.
Mood: hungry.
     I again failed at getting my orange-flavored doughnuts this year. *sad panda*
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Thursday, March 19th, 2009

Subject:OCID (if you can call it that)
Time:1:07 pm.
Mood: infuriated.
Josef Fritzl : Fritzl's trial lasted four days

"Austrian Josef Fritzl, who kept his daughter in a cellar and fathered her seven children, has been convicted and sentenced to life imprisonment."

     Four days? I understand there's procedure to follow but does it really take fours days to string someone up in the middle of town to have their nuts kicked by every passerby? And if he really is as "sane as you or I" what the hell does that say about us?? I still say string him up in town with a target on his crotch for 24 years and see how he fares.

ETA: Yeah, four years would have been a long time, if it had been true. Blog now reflects reality. For a given value of reality.
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Friday, March 13th, 2009

Time:11:02 pm.
Mood: amused.
BELLEVUE, Wash. (AP) €” You forgot to buckle up, dummy!

A commuter who put a homemade dummy in the passenger seat to sneak into the car pool lane was caught Wednesday near Seattle. But it wasn't because a cop realized the passenger was fake.

Instead, the State Patrol trooper noticed the dangling belt buckle on the passenger side and suspected a seat belt violation.

Patrol spokeswoman Christina Martin told The Herald of Everett that the driver acknowledged trying to beat traffic by using the HOV lane.

He created his passenger by draping a rain jacket over plastic piping, topping it off with a Halloween mask of Gandalf, the "Lord of the Rings" wizard, a beard and a baseball cap.

The trooper issued a $124 ticket and confiscated the dummy.
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Thursday, March 12th, 2009

Subject:In which I am completely juvenile.
Time:1:21 pm.
Mood: amused.
I am so juvenile, but this image cracks me up every time I look at it.
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Thursday, March 5th, 2009

Subject:Wow, that's annoying.
Time:3:31 pm.
Mood: surprised.
Train Horns

Created by Train Horns

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Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

Subject:Dear Ref:
Time:9:04 pm.
Mood: cynical.
Dear Dumbass Ref:
     If someone takes two punches to the FACE and goes down six inches in front of you and you fail to call a penalty, things will get ugly. Just a clue, in case you needed one.
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Subject:The things people don't say:
Time:6:54 pm.
Mood: curious.
     If you are reading this and have something, anything to say to me, please say it. Even if you feel it's dumb, cliche, insulting, or whatever, feel free. Or ask me any question you like. Comments will be screened, questions will be answered to the best of my ability.
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